I ALWAYS...
- Accept chocolate if it is offered to me
- Have a book I am currently reading
- Say "I love you" to my son and husband before going to bed
- Wish I weighed just a little bit less
- Turn up the volume when "Cousin Dupree" by Steely Dan plays on my iPod
- Get killed within 5 seconds when handed the controls to Call of Duty 2 when Mr. Jenners has to take a pee break during an online match
- Put apple jelly on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich
- Find at least 20 useless but totally cute things whenever I venture into Target
- Exercise up to four days a week (with month-long stretches of inactivity in between)
- Miss working outside the home
- Regret stopping my piano lessons when I was in high school
- Eat up to two servings of fruits and vegetables in one day
- Think Brad Pitt isn't all that good-looking
- Feel guilty for reading US Weekly
- Wonder where the lions are
- Listen to my husband when he talks to me
- Think the mechanics at the car dealership are ripping me off because I'm a female
- Win raffles I enter
- Whine and complain about my long and beautiful blonde hair
- Wake up and think "Today I feel like eating brussel sprouts"
- Ran a marathon, half-marathon or even a 5K race
- Killed a hobo with a hammer
- Promised you a rose garden
- Ate a chocolate-covered insect
- Finish any cross-stitch project I've ever started
- Fantasize about Gilbert Gottfried
Sorry Gilbert! You just don't do it for me.Can you just imagine his pillow talk?
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