An Early Halloween Treat For You

I know you guys love it when I debase and embarrass myself on this blog. How else can I explain why this post is one my most popular? So, because I want to thank you for your continued support of my ridiculousness and ramblings, here is an early Halloween treat for you—photos of me in various Halloween costumes over the ages. Now, this isn't just me as a child dressed up. That would be too boring and cloying. No, these are photos of me in Halloween costumes as an adult (or quasi adult). The photos come first and then some justification explanation. Enjoy!

Still In High School!
Wore my mother's pajamas and attached a homemade horn to my head.
I wonder why I didn't date much?
This was at the height of my unicorn obsession.
(Yes ... I was in high school and liked unicorns.)

Sophomore Year of College
I thought I was kind of sexy in this outfit.
Yeah.
Not so much.
I don't think true punkers wear Day-Glo skirts they find a thrift store.
But what do I know?

Want to know the scariest thing about this get-up?
It wasn't a Halloween costume!
I just wore this around my college dorm one day.
Yet another reason I didn't date much.


Series of Photos Taken After College
Don't worry. I wasn't hurt.
This was for a Halloween costume.
I was a car accident victim/zombie.
We had so much fun applying the make-up.
More fun than at the lame party we went to.

A Work Halloween Party About 7 Years Ago
I hope you know I'm Marge Simpson.
I was really proud of this costume.
But it was a bitch to wear.
It was hard to dance with that blue hair on my head.

I wore this to work for Halloween one year.
Every other girl in the office was a "sexy cat" or "sexy witch."
I dressed like Mario from Donkey Kong
or Mucho Italiano Bob the Builder.
I can be such a loser sometimes.

A Preview of This Year's Halloween Costume
Taken at the Little One's soccer game a few weeks ago.
My costume?
Uber-Dork Mom!
I think I nailed it.

Be sure to play this week's Fun & Games with Jenners!
We're making up porn movie titles!
Details here!

And I'm sneaking this into Angie's fun Ghosts of Halloween Past event!